Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Big Bill
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Alan Martin Lauer
Composer
Alexander James Riegelman
Composer
Eric Gregory Braden
Composer
Jeffrey Clement Olson
Composer
Charles Dwain Stephens
Composer
Lyrics
I was born with a club foot
And I still feel that way
I'm a tumor, a consumer, and I'm having a bad day
Thanks for the input
But we don't like to sit still
We saw your band
By the way which one is Bill?
Father Time
Mean old man
Hourglass
In his hand
Mother Earth
Loves the dirt
As for us
She hates our guts
Every day I get home from work
And my feet hurt
And I'm in a bad mood
Every day the boss is a jerk
The customers are worse
And I'm eating bad food
My rising sign
Is a porcupine
My sun and moon's a lead balloon
Yeah, everything is just fine
I saw a kid at the 7-Eleven
He seemed bummed out so I stopped for a second
It turned out just to be my reflection
So now I'm bummed out at the 7-Eleven
(Not the 7-Eleven, c'mon)
Yo yo yo
Leather-bound tome pass to the homies (homies)
Tone golden, soaked in something of the derivative of the OG's (OG's)
Oh he, rappin' like the Wizard of O-Z (O-Z)
Potent when the words leave his mouth they molten (molten)
Burnin' down homes of those who had the audacity to build 'em next to volcanoes (what?)
I'll send my greeting from Pompeii though (hello)
Pyroclastic with the flow actually
Casually smackin' those perpetuating bitchassedness (ha!)
Ashy niggas naturally clash with my sensibility (sensibility)
Crashin' when you enter the pilot seat with that ability
Nappin' when you rap because the wack shit is killin' me
Waxin' poetic without ever sayin' shit, if that
The riff-raff is oh-so plentiful
I pity the fool who dick-rides a trend till it's spent – you'll
Never find meaning in that but it's a great way to take comfort in remedial raps
You paste-eating dummies
Real G's actually move like Artemis' bow long-range, skewering a bunny- I'm the
Nicest Dionysus with the rhyming
Find me in the hyperbolic time chamber
Rewinding the tape to find the crustacean that had the nerve to leave the water and
Begin this cycle of hatred
We're going back to the Stone Ages, ha (to the Stone Ages)
Yo yo yo - back to the Stone Ages
(We're back, back, back, back, back, back to the Stone Ages)
Uncle Sam
He wants you
Easy to swallow
Hard to chew!
Every day I get home from work
And my feet hurt
And I'm in a bad mood (bad mood)
Every day the boss is a jerk
The customers are worse
And I'm eating bad food (bad food)
My rising sign (yes, yes)
Is a porcupine (is a porcupine)
I'll take the deal
The deal is fine
I'll sign on the dotted line
(This is the- Sign right there. Yes, yes. Please. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you)
Writer(s): Alan Martin Lauer, Alexander James Riegelman, Charles Dwain Stephens, Eric Gregory Braden, Jeffrey Clement Olson
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