Softer, Worse, Slower, Weaker

More than ever hours blurring Time goes on and ex are ugly When I look over my shoulder The specter gets ever closer Getting older, knees are hurting Hair is graying, back ain't working Can't remember a goddamn thing Get hungover after two drinks Every singer is a child Nothing ever makes me smile Confused when I see the word Rizz Still don't know who Baby Gronk is Getting fatter, visions blurring Don't remember turning 30 Every week a new prescription Turning into Homer Simpson No new friendships, I got plenty Who ever could need more than three bank account is overdrawn Want these kids of my damn lawn Last decade was 2003 Avatar is a new movie Modern rappers make me angry After nine p.m, I'm cranky No desires, always tired Won't be able to retire Not progressing in my career Today I had to shave my ears Noticed milfs are younger than me Get turned on by HGTV Scrolling down to find my birthday Doing chores is my wife's foreplay