Waking up at 7:30
Mum's just gone and burnt the turkey
The last thing I saw were the smoke fumes
And grandma running to the rescue
Grandma's running to the rescue
(What are we gonna do?)
(Christmas dinner's ruined)
(It'll be fine, trust me)
Just grab the mince pies, it'll be alright
Sit down, forget the gravy
Some shots with my sister
We're pretty hammered
But stuff it, it's Christmas time now
Dad's half cut and now he's dancing
While Lindsey wipes out all the candy
Grandad's talking 'bout the army
While mum makes up the bacon sarnies
When my dad's on the sesh, she's barmy
(What are we gonna do?)
(The Christmas tree's ruined)
(It'll be fine, trust me)
Just grab the mince pies, it'll be alright
Sit down, forget the gravy
Some shots with my sister
We're pretty hammered
But stuff it, it's Christmas time now
Pass me another portion
That Christmas Day was awesome
So grab the mince pies, it'll be alright
Sit down, forget the gravy
Some shots with my sister
We're pretty hammered
But stuff it, it's Christmas time now
