Check, check
Check, check, check
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(Oh)
One day, I was walking my dog on a nearby trail like I usually do
It was a cold Friday afternoon
And I noticed the same man that I had seen over an hour ago
Was behind me, about 300 yards on the trail
And I started to wonder
Who is this guy?
What does he want?
Is he following me?
And, uh, about when I decided it'd be a good idea
To turn around and leave
That's when my dog decided he wanted to take a shit
There's a bad man loose in the neighbourhood
And he wants to take your life (your life)
There's a bad man running 'round the neighbourhood
All day, not catching knives ('tching knives)
Is it bad? (Is it bad?)
Is it right? No it's not!
But he does it anyway (anyway)
There's a bad man running 'round the neighbourhood
He could kill you any day (any day)
After I bend over to pick up the dog shit
I stood up straight to look for the man and he was gone
I couldn't see him anywhere
So I went back home and did the rest of my work for the day
And sat down on the couch to watch some TV
And eat dinner for the evening
I flipped through the channels a little
And figured I'd settle on the news
It had been a while since I caught up with any current events
The room went cold
I can hear my heartbeat (beat)
"Why is my dog on TV?"
There's a bad man running 'round the neighbourhood
You can see him on the news (the news)
There's a bad man running 'round the neighbourhood
And he'll make you pay your dues (your dues)
Is it wrong? (Yes, it's wrong)
Is it right? (Not at all)
But is he done with your friend? Oh no
Is it wrong, to put it in a song? (Not at all)
I can see him through my window oh, oh, no
