I just finished my Christmas wine
(Which one of you bitches stole my eggnog)
Show y'all how the grown ups do the holidays, hell
(Hell naw)
Hey look
And tell them hoes at Walmart don't be mad cause you waited till Mary,
Fucking,
Water broke to go shopping
Ho-ho-hoes wanna know where they gift at
You been a bad bitch all year
You getting a lump of pole with this big sack And you can spin on it if you want
You can throw it back
Just like you do when you at work and your babies ain't got they Christmas yet
Saint dick, Shammy Claus,
Got some big Christmas balls
You can test with your brand new jaws
With no filter
We'll see if that doc did a good job or naw
If he ain't post your transformation
Guess he tried his best
Hey, where your boyfriend at
Nah, wait, he left
But your hubby still around, right
Nah, he left too, and he kept like
Everything that was in 80% of the divorce papers
You gotta fuck up pretty bad in Georgia for the judge to be like
See you later
How you feel
Two out of like three-four babies ain't that bad, right
Wait, that's how many babies you done had, right
Cause I forget
I feel like at this point when you lift up your legs and hips, you give life
But it's a blessing, ain't it
Every time
Till you the one that Uncle Sam put the pressure on to keep they ass alive
Now your grand-mammy watch them every day while you at work till 5 o'clock
But you don't pick them up till 7:30, hoe
These lil freaks pull up to the bar
Three-four drinks, now they in your car
Screaming, shouting, bitching and pouting
Till you put weed in they 'gar
You ain't put in on this
Get out
Hey
If anyone thinks they're gonna beat me inside that mall
And keep me from getting my kids Christmas presents
They can kiss my fat vagina
Hey
Cause I'm bringing the mother fucking pain
