I knew we'd get along just fine
The day you stole the altar wine
Funerals and weddings
You said the priest gets to forgetting
Or maybe grief and joy made 'em more forgiving
Cause it's not like we were doing that much sinning
Our Lady of the Open Bar
Take me in your open arms
Someone just got
Married somewhere
Someone just got
Buried somewhere
I'm on my knees
And Danny's got the keys
To Our Lady of the Open Bar
Soon enough we ditched the cassock
Didn't feel so ecclesiastic
Turning water into whiskey
A miracle that always gives me
Sanctuary with a sawdust floor
And I keep knocking, knocking on heaven's door
Our Lady of the Open Bar
Take me in your open arms
Someone just got
Married somewhere
Someone just got
Buried somewhere
I'm on my knees
And Danny's got the keys
To Our Lady of the Open Bar
Arma virumque
Arma virumque
Never catch a falling knife
Wisdom from your first ex-wife
Every coffin carried
Kept the secrets that we buried
Maybe we just peaked in seventh grade
Cause I don't get the same laughs today
Our Lady of the Open Bar
Take me in your open arms
Someone just got
Married somewhere
Someone just got
Buried somewhere
I'm on my knees
And Danny's got the keys
To Our Lady of the Open Bar
Someone just got
Married somewhere
Someone just got
Buried somewhere
