Santa Please (Spare My Wife)

In the cozy glow of Christmas lights I write you, Santa, on this silent night I've been good all year, no need to check twice But there's one little favor, don't take it light Mistletoe's up, the eggnog's flowing But Santa, my man, there's something you're not knowing I'm all for spreading joy, in a festive spree But my wife is off-limits now don't you see Santa, Santa, hear my plea Underneath the Christmas tree I don't mean to cause no strife But Santa please spare my wife I hung the mistletoe with care But, Santa, please now don't you dare I know you're jolly, with that twinkle in your eye But my dear woman is the ember of my life Santa, Santa, hear my plea Underneath the Christmas tree I don't mean to cause no strife But Santa hands-off my wife Underneath the twinkling star May love and joy be what you are Santa, Santa, hear my plea Keep your tree away from my wife's chimney Santa, Santa, dont hurt my pride During this yuletide I don't mean to cause no strife But Santa please spare my wife Santa, Santa, in your sleigh Spread that joy in a different way I believe in magic, in love and in life But, Santa, don't bang my wife