William Afton vs. Mr. Krabs

Loco Rap Battles William Afton versus Eugene Crabs Begin! Thank you for coming to the Fazbear establishment A fun place where your family can vanish in Already finished up my business in the back room But now I got a Krab's shell to crack like a cashew You ate 'Bob's boots, now, you'll kiss mine formally I don't think they can compare to when you walk normally Bring lawsuits and you still can't corner me I remain unwatched like a Kamp Koral scene Since '87, my inventions left the West shaken You'd piss yourself upon seeing an IRS agent I'd give you my two cents on how the best do it But if I held up a quarter, you'd lose a chef to it If I had the time, would your daughter even be found? I could keep you from the scene by putting nickels on the ground You would drop her for a dollar, she needs mama to come take her 'Cause you only weigh her down, no wonder you live in an anchor Sponge, me boy! (Yeah?) What's his deal? (I think he likes kids) Better prep a kids' meal! (Umm... Mr. Krabs, this guy's a threat, sir!) Oh, how 'bout I treat him like the health inspector? (Hahaha) From man of the business to killer in scraps I went from rags to riches, your riches gone rags So sad! That robot band took your son's life Like me pizza delivery, he had it in one bite! People say you're quite the genius But hey, I beg to differ, just a deadbeat drunk, even made his name, "Miller" Me mattress stays bigger, I lay on eight figures You're so broken, you almost made me pay Squidward Me secret formula still keeps Bikini Bottom lined for days You keep repeated formulas riddled inside your games I served in the war and I earned me stars While you just put a different meaning in purple hearts! My formula's dull? Check your show, you're mistaken You kill a kid's brain without a bite taken You're raised with Plankton and now he loathes you I'll bring you back together, both in one suit I love me daughter, check the gifts I got her While you let your bots drop all the kids you fathered! So don't keep Davy Jones, waiting for your coming visit Get to sleeping with the fishes, me business here is finished!