If you dont know what you're doing
And you have no particular skill
If all you're really good at
Is hang out by the pool and chill
Don't despair, just know
There's a place in Tuscany you can go to
Apply today
Don't let it slip away from you
Villa Lena
It's a place like nowhere else
Villa Lena
Looks like heaven, feels like hell
Villa Lena
A bunch of c*nts by the pool
Villa Lena
You're so cool
So cool
A glass of Sassicaia
And the empress is amused
Wealthy and retired
Fill the emptiness with booze
If you're feeling lonely
Lonely in this scenery
Lena comes in handy
If you know what I mean
Villa Lena
It's a place of broken dreams
Villa Lena
Nothing is the way it seems
Villa Lena
Just a bunch of c*nts by the pool
Villa Lena
You're so cool
So cruel
