ALPHA (feat. Jakey Da Proppa)

I asked for a chimpanzee for Christmas and I never got one ...On my mind lately I swear I sound more wasted than Albanians in Albany Seasonally depressed just reaching out for weed like "You got that green flower power?" You coward, just ask me for marijuana I could be more famous than Saddam Hussein except they'd wanna kiss me My mistake was showing off my mixtapes before anyone should listen The bitches don't like it That is why I'm writing these poems for my homies with the white fences With context domestic While I can shit in my yard, ya'll shit is perplexing Been drunk in West Texas X's and O's be on them butthole Ice Cold on my tombstone Sipping on some Oolong Pussy subarashii in Shibuya Ruined the room in order to put it to her Just wait for my first tour A screw up At MSU, I threw the deuce up Too consumed with booze to seek the truth One chance to grow Two birds, one stone Three casamigos Four seasons, I'm never home Going in Rambo, Sylvester Stallone Be getting the voicemail, you hearing the dial tone Sandy selling seashells, proceeding to give me dome Samantha on the shore, calling me, she home alone The royal penis is clean, she polishing up my chrome What you want What I motherfucking want In the trunk Keep it bumping in the trunk Always had a wild style, always been a wild child My guns go boom boom Your guns go pow pow Sit down, let's powwow Romeo, no Bow Wow My dogs from dog pound You circus, so clown around I'd never call a bitch unless she wanted it I am just a mess, it is my honest jest I just got it hooked, we ain't on phonics yet Got her super soakin' from my sound effects God damn it if I have to explain it one more time No I'm not a rapper, just an asshole past his prime Plagiarizing rhyme schemes from inner city blind teens Financed by Harv Weinstein Sorry mama New sweets on the scene though 'Bout a bakers dozen funky brothers Summin' it up, just some hungry motherfuckers If you put me on your shit list I'm shittin' in in your kitchen God as my witness After this song, the rest your playlist gon' feel like placebo Bitch I'm rockin' this shit in a gazebo Just trying to become a ringtone D so lethal Cheat code Eat more pussy than tushy But can ya fuck more Handstands Backdoor Grand standing Man isn't that what a man's supposed to be doing man Challenging every other motherfucker in the room until they feel like they're the one Is that an Alpha male way to do it