My D!ck Sucks

Hold up, hold the fuck up Ain't you the YouTube rapper with the small dick and all that? L-D A-K-A Grip Nah, no, not Grip Well, I do have the game in the grip (Hey) my dick sucks, my dick sucks (Hey, hey) my dick sucks, fuck My dick sucks, my dick sucks (Hey) my dick sucks, fuck Ayy, girl, ayy, girl Ayy, girl, what you tryna say, girl? (Ayy) When you see my dick, you may hurl (ooh) But I'm still kinda hot like May, girl (hot) Woah, girl, woah, girl (woah) I'm just tryna let you know, girl (whoo) My dick sucks for show, girl (sucks) But I make up for that like Even if my dick is shoddy (sucks) Just sit there like it's gawdy (hurk) And it do good work like Gandhi (hottie) And I might grow more like Bronny Probably not, got bitches in the lobby (still) Their body language obvious (sex) If five inches throw over, under I'm underdog like Rocky They don't care 'bout my cock (no) I could use a pussy mop (drench, woah) On the radio like cops She saw me and went in shock (oh, my god) Technically, I'm unemployed (oh) But I'm pretty sure I'm going to work Stacking paper like a clerk I got the Times writing blurbs Y'all washed like shirts Kid been balling, Nerf They fuck with my quirk (damn) You see that girl over there? (Yup) she hope that I flirt A-list actors first dates How I got it popping on Earth Day Ever since my surgery since first grade I'm yelling My dick sucks, my dick sucks My dick sucks, fuck My dick sucks, my dick sucks My dick sucks, fuck John's gone John's gone John's gone We put John in the ground today As I rap this song, he looks down on me I'm just not, like, naturally, like, a rapper Like I need to go to another place, to like- You gotta tap out that damn inverter Yeah, I don't know, it's like why do I need to escape reality? But my reality is I'm good I don't know, I just think even when my reality is good I think too much about what's not perfect about that reality