Me, Myself & Irene

Ay When the chip's down And you're living off coupons and discounts Knowing into each life there is rainfall When my back is to the wall Who do I call? Me, myself and Irene Me, myself and Irene Me, myself and Irene Me, myself and I, like Nobody's coming to your rescue But there is one indelible super friend that's never left you That's the me-and-my-shadow that we know's best Sticking like glue through any road test When the chip's down and the race run I can trust myself to bounce off a bass drum Talk myself down from a sheer cliff Pull myself out from this well of despair Another near miss... but hear this I am still standing here breathing Best believe you are gonna hear me cheat death this evening Every step I take death defying And there's no denying, me and myself is my best alliance You ever stood up that high to watch Every last person pass by and then asked why? Moving off in every direction But no one there to answer my questions Like When the chip's down And nobody's in your corner And your phone ain't ringing Who do you trust? When the chip's down And you're living off coupons and discounts Knowing into each life there is rainfall When my back is to the wall Who do I call? Me, myself and Irene Me, myself and Irene Me, myself and Irene Me, myself and I, like When them fairweathers disappear After all the dust settles and the smoke's clear After laying every card on the table And it's still just a bucket plus a tear Who do I hear? Me, myself and Irene Me, myself and Irene Me, myself and Irene Me, myself and I Cus when I'm down to my last pence And without friends who was good enough to loan spends and expenses When I'm sick to my back teeth And stuck in this coop, living outside the loop with no chicken soup Who was there when you first failed and succeeded? Who was there when you first bled and first breathed in? Who was there when you first blazed? Rooting for your number one fan Always there like your first name Yeah Someone to rely on If you treat 'em in the right ways and respect it Even when the reservoir's dry and supply gone You should lean upon the powers that have been invested Taking good care of yourself You are unique in the rarest of health You are a piece that is one of a kind Even when the pain's blocking your mind You're dealing with a rain drop at a time It's often you find Rock bottom that you're at your best And they say that it's darkest before dawn Single letter in the alphabet When nothing is left there is 'u' So, who do you call? When the chip's down And nobody's in your corner And the phone ain't ringing And there's no one there to hear When there's no one there to hear Who do you trust?