Bottom of the Sea

You can probably tell for it's quite a no-brainer I happen to be the world's best entertainer I used to perform all the time for the king of the sea I was practicing one day For a most important show To entertain the court And other VIPs below Next thing I knew a fishing net Was scooping up this triple threat I was caught Now I'm not where I ought to be Entertaining the crowds At the bottom of the sea The fisherman asked me to grant him a wish I protested, "I'm not that kind of fish!" "Return me at once to the sea," I implored But my heartfelt pleas were, alas, ignored He held me captive while I plead And eventually dropped me here instead Left all alone to ponder my cruel fate A performer with no audience Is a true fish out of water For many a year, I've been stranded here With nothing to do but wait And wait And wait! But now I have the four of you Wanna see what I can do? You can't fathom the depths of my skills My comedy always kills You'll get dizzy switching gears From laughing your head off To choking with tears And I'll take your breath away with a single well-placed Pause I'll show you exotica nautical fun My aquatic dramatics are second to none I'll give you everything if you just Give me your applause You're in luck 'Cause you're stuck in the muck with me The most talented fish From the bottom of the sea Yeah