Golden Rule

When you're feeling down Go put on your favorite shoes Don't lie around Walk your ass to Saskatoon If you wanna quit You gotta learn the golden rule Let's just go to something cool Down on your luck Let's go steal a fire truck We'll drive around And save a cat from where it's stuck If you feel like shit You gotta learn the golden rule Let's just go to something cool Tear up a garden plant a seed Go call your grandma Climb a tree Run naked through an applebees Learn to cook Italian Run out and crash your moms track meet Go build a birdhouse with concrete Jump off a bridge land on two feet Let's just go to something cool When you're feeling sad Touch a duck or slap a mule Put on some plaid I never said that I was cool Get off your ass You gotta live the golden rule Let's just go to something cool Life do be hard you know it's just a little scar expose it Go hit the spa when you're not feeling good enough Tear up a garden plant a seed Go call your grandma Climb a tree Run naked through an applebees Learn to cook Italian Run out and crash your moms track meet Go build a birdhouse with concrete Jump off a bridge land on two feet Let's just go to something cool Tear up a garden plant a seed Go call your grandma Climb a tree Run naked through an applebees Learn to speak Italian Run out and crash your moms track meet Go build a birdhouse with concrete Jump off a bridge land on two feet Let's just go to something cool