Spinnin' on this rock
I'm looking for a clock
I hope I don't get fired
From my job at the dock
But if I get fired
You know that I'm so tired
I sign that paper
And I'll gladly retire...
Then I'll have some fun
I'll go and grab my big ol' gun
I shoot at my friends
And I'll watch them run...
I won't shoot any
Of them in the head
I'd hate to see any
Of my good friends dead
Well maybe one or two
I wouldn't mind
Shootin' in shoulder or
Shootin' in the spine
Then I'd go to church
And feel me up a nurse
And dream about the lady
And the alligator purse...
My wife left me so long ago
She took my good sense
And she took all my dough
Now I live alone
They cut off my phone
I hardly go outside cause
I'm accidentally prone
I'm gonna get
Everything right
Im gonna get mine
Before my heart attack
And then I'll win the lotto
Get me two big bags of money
Everyone will know
That my jokes was funny
Spinnin' on this rock
I'm looking for a clock
I hope I don't get fired
From my job at the dock
But if I get fired
I'm so tired
I sign that paper
And I'll gladly retire...
I ain't bitter
But things could be better
I live my life
In a mohair sweater
Then I'd be so warm
I wouldn't shiver in a storm
I'd finally find a fashion
To fit my form
And that's all I got to say
I done my talkin' for today
But when you walk around
This lonely old town
See an old man and
He looks down
Just remember he is you
You don't know his name
And he don't know you...
I'm spinnin' on this rock
I'm looking for a clock
I hope I don't get fired
From my job at the dock
If I get fired
I'm so tired
I sign that paper
And I'll gladly retire...
