I had a girl, man's best friend
She said that she would be loyal to the end
The she got out of the yard
And ran off to be with another man
Why I deserve to be deserted
I never will understand
One fateful night I was out drinking wine
Came home drunk, way past feeding time
And I could see it in her eyes
She didn't care about me no more
Eleven years of training
Gone right on out the door
'Cause she's a dirty dog
She's a dirty dog
She's a dirty dog and she don't love me no more
I used to take her out to walk around the park
Made one little mistake, found out her bite's worse than her bark
Now the doctor says my wounds may never heal
How could something I once loved put me through such an ordeal?
Well she's a dirty dog
She's a dirty dog
She's a dirty dog and she don't love me no more
Now she's not too far away, I can still hear her howls
But if I try to pet her she shows her teeth and growls
How I wish she would find her way back home
But I guess she'd rather run all over town burying her bones
Down girl!
She's a dirty dog
She's a dirty dog
Well, she's a dirty dog and she don't love me no more
