I've got some problems
But the TV doctor's working on me
He'll televise homogenized
Happiness and therapy
A pretend regiment of love and care
And scripted breakthrough
when it goes to air
Everywhere
I look and all I see are people
feeling sorry for me
I've got the TV Doctor working on me
Yeah the TV Doctors working on me
I've got the TV Doctor working on me
My folks don't love me
They won't hug me
TV doctor believes
A steady dose of
Current sponsored product's
Just what I need
Anticipation's up for his next book
P.R.'s been focusing on his new look
He took
All of their notes instructing him
on how to feign sympathy
I've got the TV Doctor working on me
Yeah the TV Doctors working on me
I've got the TV Doctor working on me
And when they cut to break
He acts just like I'm not even there
Ignore the inquiries and
Questions of your competency
You shilled for corporations
'cause you never got your degree
Not everybody's life will work out fine
In just a single hour's running time
Alright!
Don't need your redneck logic
or your cracker (phil)osophy
I've got the TV Doctor working on me
