Rainy day Sunday let's go downtown
Feeling torn up like a wedding gown
With gas station roses and your fake ID
Down here we're fighting for scraps
We're done bench pressing and running laps
Showtime is the only time left for me
If you got a cowbell or a mandolin
Step inside, we're gonna let you in
A broke barista's gonna rock that room
Give it up for Sexy Sadie and the Sonic Boom
At Sal's Place
Sal's Place
Sal's Place
The only place for me
TikTok's got a new recruit
I got warm beer beneath my boots
Let the kids laugh
This ain't for them anyway
Tom Petty said it and he made it rhyme
Even the losers get lucky sometimes
I just wanna break even and feel alive today
Armageddon, I'm gettin' off
Take a drag until you cough
Another shot crazy as a loon
When it's over it'll be too soon
At Sal's Place
Sal's Place
Sal's Place
The only place for me
Now on a trip to California
Don't ya say I didn't warn ya
Face it, Dude: Axl never really wanted to hear you play
There's been a load of compromising
Though somehow it's not surprising
When the rent came due
You were on your way
Now guess who's back - when did he land?
I heard he played a phone booth in a cover band
All is forgiven - plug in and get him a beer
We're not the heroes that time forgot
We're the unwashed masses gone to pot
In gain and distortion
Beauty and fear
Armageddon
Did we get off?
We made a killing and got ripped off
Shout along baby cry or cheer
Monday we'll be right back here
At Sal's Place
Sal's Place
Sal's Place
The only place for me
