The Notary

I want to be a notary So somebody somewhere will always need me I would stamp my seal on everything Hell, I'd do it indiscriminately I want to be a library So somebody somewhere could always use me Come in and wash your face or read a book Drop your kids off to play Magic The Gathering Sunlight makes our death warmed over Red dye makes the lines go flat But you and I In spite of our best efforts We don't do any of that I'm lonely, scared, and ornery Because I won't get to know you now Never been well kept or orderly I figured maybe you could show me how To do it Now I want to be your notary Because I don't want to bleed out through my arteries I've got space and I've got time Come on now I know you've got something I could sign Oooh ooh Oooh ooh Oooh ooh Oooh ooh Oooh ooh Oooh ooh Oooh ooooh Sunlight makes our death warmed over Red dye makes the lines go flat You and I in spite of our best efforts We don't do any of that Sunlight (Sunlight) Makes our death warmed over (Makes our death warmed over) Black ice (Black Ice) Makes all the cars go fast You and I As far as I can tell well we don't do any of that We don't do any of that