Cod Liver Oil and Orange Juice

Oot o' the East there came a hard man Oh oh, a' the way frae Brigton Ah haw, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice He went intae a pub, an' he cam oot paralytic Oh oh, VP an' cider Ah haw, what a helluva mixture ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais I'm looking for a lumber Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary Oh oh, the floo'er o' the Gorbals Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Oh noo Mary, are ye dancin' Naw, naw, it's jist the way ah'm stannin' Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Oh Mary, yer wan in a million Oh oh, so's yer chances Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Well then Mary, can ah run ye hame Oh oh, ah've got a pair o' sandshoes Ah haw, yer helluva funny ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Doon through the back close an' intae the dunny It wasnae for the first time Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Then oot cam her mammy, she's goin' tae the cludgie Oh oh, ah buggered off sharpish Ah haw, glory hallelujah ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Hairy Mary looking for her hard man Oh oh, he's jined the Foreign Legion Ah haw, Sahara an' ra camels ... Cod liver oil and the orange juice Then Hairy Mary had a little baby Oh oh, its faither's in the Army Ah haw, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice