Purrr.

I wish I was a cat, no bills to pay I'd sleep all day And if I'm just a cat would you love me anyway I said meow meow meow I could burn the whole place down And you would love me night and day So I wish I was a cat, and you would say I'm your little baby And if I'm just a cat, would you forgive me for misbehaving I said purr purr purr this pussy is so superb Pussy have your phone on do not disturb Want sliced lasagna Put it in your mouth and I'm all up on ya Furry, elegant, and fine Love me like a feline Let me be the only One you coming home with I wish I was a cat, no bills to pay I'd sleep all day And if I'm just a cat, would you love me anyway