Yeah, introducing my boy Frosty the Po'boy
New to the scene, yummy as fuck baby
Frosty the snowman was as happy as can be
But this Christmas he gon' disrespect me
I'm grabbin' on that carrot even if it's baby small
He compensates the length with his three big balls
I'll give my boy Frosty that corncob pipe
And with that the wind still blows
He'll press my buttons and get on nerves tonight
But now nobody knows where his corpse is hidden
Cause I buried that snowman, blood is from Britain
We gon' establish that bromance
There must have been some magic in that dumb hat they found
For when them bitches gave him head, he came all over the ground
Frosty the Po'boy is a yummy little man of ice
He cold as fuck, gives you chills at night
And he smell just like Old Spice, yeah
Old Spice always sprayin' heavy when I'm flockin'
You see that hot girl but deep down you know she toxic
You always runnin' round, always scopin' for some thotties
But you the fuckin' dick who would never see her jollies
I be steady flexin', not too hard, I wanna win it
I'm always at my phone, heavy sweatin', do I send it
I know I'm overthinkin' but I know she the one
And reality hit me hard but goddamn I ain't the one
All I want for Christmas is your sexy jolly self
And all to me, baby, in with sickness and in health
I think I'm about ready, bitch, I ain't be playin' coy
And then I look down at my belly and I realize I'm a Po'boy
Frosty the Po'boy was a big old jolly fool
With a corn nut pipe and a big dick nose
And two wide set on some hoes
Frosty the Po'boy was a sad old lonely guy
Me and you, baby, oh can't you see
You and I were meant to be
We were meant to be
Frosty the Po'boy, me and you, oh baby
I'm drinking hot cocoa
