ARE YOU PLEASED?

Let's take it back to high school I was just a nice dude Class clown Funny, 'cause I couldn't take a joke So when the other kids tried to tease me I'd take it so deep into my heart And I couldn't let it go Man, I just really wanted them to like me And if you didn't like me You hate me I couldn't take it So at some point I started faking Like I was happy when I wasn't As long as they felt accommodated Then I got home, umama's on the phone With her friend who I just met now in the street She said I'm sweet 'cause ya boy just happened to greet So umama was pleased and was really so proud of me And that really gave me That dose of dopamine that I needed I hit that line so hard I started sneezing My eyes rolled back My nose bleeding I just had to feel it again I have to feel it again oh Are you pleased? Do you have everything that you need? Do you still need me to just agree? It's okay, I got you Take a seat. Kick your feet up I'll go get something for you to read Are you pleased? Do you have everything that you wanted? Do you still need me to move a mountain? Oh don't you worry I wasn't counting Or maybe I was I had my first dose back in grade 4 Or grade 3 Group work All the kids wanted to work with me 'Cause I could draw I could write And I could read Pretty well. That started my popularity Then I became aware of all of these things I could do And if you did them for people they started liking you And then they start inviting you to birthdays And to places that you wouldn't be in the first place So I grew up really sensitive to energies Slightest tone change and I felt like we were enemies And then I based my identity On caring for people who could never really be there for me But I never communicated either I just wanted to be there for them There's something that it would do for me But if I had to really, really think about it truthfully I was acting stupidly I just really wanted them to use me like Bada da da da dum dadada dada dum Bada da da da dum dadada dada dum Until they use me up Are you pleased? Do you have everything that you need? Do you still need me to just agree? It's okay, I got you Take a seat. Kick your feet up I'll go get something for you to read Are you pleased? Do you have everything that you wanted? Do you still need me to move a mountain? Oh don't you worry I wasn't counting Or maybe I was Please stay on the line till the end of the call and rate our service With 1: Extremely dissatisfied And 2: Extremely satisfied Thank you Have a wonderful day Fucking asshole