Vampires, Mummies And The Holy Ghost

Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost By: Jimmy Buffett, Roger Guth, Jim Mayer, Peter Mayer 1994 --Spoken: "Ohhhh Rock 'n Roll is a scary business. No hit records, no MTV Videos... you'll never make it here... scary. NOT! Let's do it Coral Reefers... Looked in my laptop, what did I see? A flashin' message SAID Today Therapy Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink But I'm getting better that's what some people think Talk about denial and dysfunctional things Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings ME brain'S playIN' tricks on me it likes to shift gears Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears NOW Chorus: Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopath or MTV hosts Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Ooohh Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride Back to my childhood where those monsters reside They Snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream Chorus: Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopath or MTV host Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters The neighborhood is still in shock La la la la LA, la la la la LA... La la la la LA, la la la la la la La la la la LA, la la la la LA... La la la la LA, la la la la la la So many dragons lurking out in the fog So many crazy people mumblin' monologues It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read I need protection from the things in my head Like... Chorus: Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No alien, psychopath or MTV host Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Chorus: Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No alien, psychopath or MTV host Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost --Spoken: "OH WHOO HOO HOO oH YOU'RE SO SCARY. Its scary out here in the world of rock n'roll. Ahh haa haa haa haah, Ah haa haa haaah. Ahh haa haa, hegh achh ach. Scared ya, didn't I? Ha ha HA HA"