Double-Wide World

Well, Betty bought a scratch-off, first time her numbers hit She made out like a bandit, eighty-seven dollars, thirty cents She gonna get her nails done and her hair up to heaven with it Mr. Baker on the porch with his paper and his pulled up socks Dry patch of grass from the Chevy sittin' on the cinder blocks Might hurt the curb appeal, but then again, it might raise its stock We got baby on the hip, gossip on the lip Fuzzy dice hanging from rearview of the whip Double wide diaries, double wide dreams Double wide denim, if you know what I mean We all put the crazy on the edge of town But a little bit of crazy makes a double wide world go 'round Well, Reggie got evicted, but he's squatting in the neighbor's shed Yeah, the preacher may be married, but he's in the secretary's bed I ain't one to spread a rumor, just repeating what the postman said Coke can filled with Skoal, daddy's on parole Kitchen cooking up a little more than casserole Double wide diaries, double wide dreams Double wide denim, if you know what I mean We all put the crazy on the edge of town But a little bit of crazy makes a double wide world go 'round Here come blue lights Breaking up a dog fight My town, Montgomery Gentry Just another entry in the Double wide diaries, double wide dreams Double wide denim if you know what I mean We all put the crazy on the edge of town But a little bit of crazy, a little bit of crazy makes them Double wide diaries, double wide dreams Double wide denim if you know what I mean We all put the crazy on the edge of town But a little bit of crazy makes a double wide world go 'round