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Alexander Martin Schor
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I just pulled up on your girl, like gee willikers
Got 'em saying - like a Minecraft villager
If she ain't autistic as fuck, then I ain't feelin' her
Cut-Cut off the tip, now my winer is a cylinder
I just pulled up on your girl, like good gracious
I like black Latinas with cute faces
She want a man, but I can't give her the basics
You can't even meet the fam' because my grandpa's racist
I'm six-one, stand on my money, now I'm six-one
Baby take your socks off, let me lick some
I got molested as a jit son
It was eight and fourty-five, like the pistons
Illegal immigrants are stealing all my nachos
This is America, why you speaking taco?
Frick the government, I'm throwing tomatoes
I just took a big fat dochue, I call it quarrto
Baby, wanna -?
I just wanna -
Just like the looney tunes
I know that I'm out in public, but I'm still gonna goon
She said, "Where'd you come from? Why you on my lawn?"
I said, "I'm tryna go dumb-dumb, so let's get it on"
Told her, "Show me ass," She didn't show me her thongs
She just pulled up Apple Music and started playing my songs, like
I just pulled up on your girl, like gee willikers
Got 'em saying - like a Minecraft villager
If she ain't autistic as fuck, then I ain't feelin' her
Cut-Cut off the tip, now my winer is a cylinder
I just pulled up on your girl, like gosh-golly
I been rollin'-rollin', I do not pop molly
I been rollin'-rollin', baby, put me on a dolly
I'm so pretty, lookin' like a princess probably
Lookin' like a princess probably, but I'm smooth as polyester
If the bitch bad with big ass, nigga, I'll probably text her
Man, my college started playing my music this last semester
I get called Big Dick Randy everyday, by my professor, what the hell, man?
Put it in her front door, just like the mail man
I just hit a parole for fucking twelve bands
If I could bet on y'all, I'm always taking under
All y'all rap niggas ass, y'all ain't even doin' numbers
Y'all be working hard on your lyrics, what a bummer
I rap about dick and I take over the summer
I just brought my little brother a new hummer and my granny a new hummer
I be ballin' like the thunder, gee willikers
Hit her from the back for too long, end up killin' her
Call me Pop Smoke, five-io how I'm drillin' her
You would think I'm bowling how I split her
Ballin' like Tiago Splitter and her parents call me nigger
Oh shit, her parents racist as hell by the way
My bad
I just pulled up on your girl, like gee willikers
Got 'em saying - like a Minecraft villager
If she ain't autistic as fuck, then I ain't feelin' her
Cut-Cut off the tip, now my winer is a cylinder
I just pulled on your girl, like hubba-bubba
She's from Alabama and she see me like a brotha'
Soon as I saw her, my mind went into the gutter
Thinkin' 'bout, he did that booty, like -
Writer(s): Alexander Martin Schor
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