Under My Carpet

Officer, why you knocking at my door? I dunno what happened to the neighbours But you're getting blood on my floor What, what do you mean that was there before? I'm pretty sure that was you I've got two people Hidden under my carpet Now the house smells like a little bit of rotten flesh and garbage Now you (ha) Yeah, you Now you're an accomplice Grab a leg, don't worry 'bout the head If I need help I know where your house is Look, look, look, look, look We're best friends now, yes? So I can tell you what happened Basically I pushed her- (ha) Sorry, I meant she Fell down the stairs by accident I said "Oh my God, call an ambulance!" He screamed "It was you, why're you up there?" Then I jumped from the top of the stairs, through the air I'm Batman, two foot in the air like Jackie Chan Then he hit me in the face with a frying pan, tryna kill me, what a psychopath So I accidentally drove his Bentley over his head Like a can of Pepsi, I was just tryna be friendly Why they gotta go make things messy? So, I guess now I've got Two people Hidden under my carpet Now the house smells like a little bit of rotten flesh and garbage Now you (ha) Yeah, you Now you're an accomplice Grab a leg, don't worry 'bout the head If I need help I know where your house is The good citizen I am The noble and trustful Camm I told Doris next door, born in '34 We gotta another two, go get the van It's disrespectful, I can't leave them lying out, that's dreadful And they'd much prefer being under the earth, parents undisturbed 'Cause that's stressful And they definitely would have let me take their dog And their flat-screen telly My means might be deadly Ha, but my intentions are friendly It's not like I want Two people Hidden under my carpet Now the house smells like a little bit of rotten flesh and garbage Now you (ha) Yeah, you Now you're an accomplice Grab a leg, don't worry 'bout the head If I need help I know where your house is You weren't even there, Your Honour I'ma walk outta here, I ain't gotta stay no longer You ain't got no evidence, just a couple residents Saying that they saw me carrying two skeletons And Jim, you're lying 'cause I used your bins I'ma kill you like I killed your friends I meant- I meant, I meant I kissed your friends (one, two) Ah, I'm going to jail, aren't I? (One, two, three) Well, I might as well (four!) Two people Hidden under my carpet Now the house smells like a little bit of rotten flesh and garbage Now you (ha) Yeah, you Now you're an accomplice Grab a leg, don't worry 'bout the head If I need help I know where your house is Two people Hidden under my carpet Now the house smells like a little bit of rotten flesh and garbage Now you (ha) Yeah, you Now you're an accomplice Grab a leg, don't worry 'bout the head If I need help I know where your house is