Mirror Muscles

Schoolboys on steroids, working their deltoids Shit boy mullet, look at this peak, look at this summit Curls for the girls, and the boys, and everyone in between Light work, it's easy, it's nothing to me Clear the watering hole (why?) Here comes the buffalo bison Mike Tyson meets Rylan, teeth whitened, and I'm violent Make the ground shake, make the room go silent Arms like legs, turning heads Greek God, no trident I been working on my mirror muscles See these puppies bursting out of my sleeves I been working on my mirror muscles I see you looking, come and give them a squeeze The pump The pump The pump The pump Monday back and bi's, Tuesday chest and tri's Wednesday I'm hitting them legs In the winter packing on size By the summer, I'll be shredded wheat Bare chested bones and meat If you are what you eat, I'm an animal cannibal lion pumping iron Looking like Arnold, looking like Ronnie Looking like Rambo but I'm not Johnny Quick selfie, devil emoji Polyester looking all cosy All Jackman but I'm not Hugh Eating like Pac-Man munching that food It's bulking season and there's a reason I'm looking bigger than you I been working on my mirror muscles See these puppies bursting out of my sleeves I been working on my mirror muscles I see you looking, come and give them a squeeze The pump The pump The pump The pump Beast mode boys with their hoods up Dementors getting that wood chopped Pretty boys smelling expensive Juiced up, crash course intensive Eating clean and training dirty Creatine got my limbs all girthy Veins are popping, gains are whopping Squatting deep so the backside perky Texting, flexing Screaming, getting them last few reps in I'm the man 'round here so All you little pricks better wind your necks in Oi, how many sets have you got left? Ha-ha Say less bro, I'm on next That form is phenomenal Getting so wham it's almost comical, yes I been working on my mirror muscles See these puppies bursting out of my sleeves I been working on my mirror muscles I see you looking, come and give them a squeeze