Capps

My friend Capps had a basketball goal With some chain for a net spray painted chrome And his step dad Calvin liked the Jerry springer show And owned several Playboy calendars Calvin had a heart attack two or three years ago And he hung that tire swing that swung a little too low And his dog Benny always slept outside in the cold Nowadays Capps smokes weed in the garage And goes to EKU and he still wears camouflage And he's working on his lats and his triceps among some other things Nowadays I think a lot about the quilts on your bed And the cat hair on your ceiling fan and the brain in your head And the baby blue thong that you liked to wear to bed With the big black t shirt with the semi painted red Capps is probably raving about the third time or the second time While he was playing for the mountain lions He got himself a concussion Getting all sentimental and talking in his truck To his favorite distant cousin I yearn for those better times with you Like Capps yearns for high school football snaps And dodging sacks, but those beloved days have come to an end Capps is getting fatter and I'm at the Chevy Chase Inn I'm doing dandy I'm feeling randy What you do with the rest of your life is due in part to Whom you choose to count on You wasn't ready and neither was I to say if I'm a hill worth willing to die on