The First Step (Live at The Bitter End, New York, NY)

You could say I'm plastered 'cause I hit the wall I lost count after 21 in the college crawl I been a boozin' bastard, they're callin' me Edward Forty-hands, can't touch anyone With an enemy like me, who would need a friend? Never mind, I'm drunk Well we've had enough power since the blackout started For an EKG for the broken hearted I'd try to see the glass as half full But I'd probably just drink that too Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too Ooh yeah, I'm the reason they call them an "Irish Goodbye" Ooh, and I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter'd be better Than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself, sorry if I slur Take my anxiety and my sobriety, I'll kill two birds with one stoner So if you see me, please take my keys I don't wanna be an organ donor yet Well we've had enough power since the blackout started For an EKG for the broken hearted I'd try to see the glass as half full But I'd probably just drink that too Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too Well, I'm going down and I'm taking you with me, oh yeah I'm bringing that water to that horse So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me, yeah So I can clone it and have a little more Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started For an EKG for the broken hearted We had no higher power since that blackout started Oh, defibrillator the broken hearted I'd try to see the glass as half full Even when I'm empty, half full I'd try to see the glass as half full But I'd probably just, whoa, yeah! Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too! I'd probably just drink that too