My Willie

Take me back to the Albuquerque Chili's Where you first told me how much you loved my Willie Nelson vinyls that I have at home Some of the finest Willie that you'd ever known You ran off with that Puckerlip Leroy Now I'm just another lonesome rich cowboy This oil check won't tuck me in at night But if all I've got's my Willie I'll be alright But you crushed my heart like a pork rind on a train track Melted like a Dorito in the rain Chewed through me like a walrus eatin' fatback Ever since you left with him for Santa Fe You're pretty as a week old Cholula stain Cute as the beard hairs in my drain You're as sharp as a 2-inch dowel rod You're as friendly as a 6 man firing squad I thought that we could be Johnny and June Now I'm 3 Jacks deep at the salty spittoon On The Road Again's playin over this bar It's just me, Jack, Willie and my old guitar Cuz you crushed my heart like a pork rind on a train track Melted like a Dorito in the rain Chewed through me like a walrus eatin' fatback Ever since you left with him for Santa Fe Oh my Williams is brilliant My Cline is divine It's more than most can handle But it doesn't hold a candle To my Willie But I guess you'll never see it again Cuz you crushed my heart like a pork rind on a train track (Oh that railroad rind) Melted like a Dorito in the rain (Cool ranch in a cold rain) Chewed through me like a walrus eatin' fatback (Like a walrus) Ever since you left with him for Santa Fe Yehh Like a Dorito in the rain In the rain