Hell's Greatest Dad (Tech Support Edition) [feat. CyYu]

Ha-ha-ha, alright then (Ha-ha) Looks like you could use some help From the boss bitch of Hell herself Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp (Five stars! Scuff free! Greater than great!) With the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I charge like ten giftie subbies But you get the subscriber rate (thanks dad!) Who needs the busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Whoa) Michelin-tastling menu, free a la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just the start Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Who's been making you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your favorite tech support (that's true) I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast hotelier Remember when I fixed that stream today? (I was glitched, thank you, sir!) I'm truly honored that we built such a bond (aw) You're like a child that I wish that I had (uh, what?) I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (wait a second) It's a little funny You could almost call me "Daddy" They say when you're looking for assistance It's smart to pick the path of least resistance Others say that in your needy hour There's no substitute for pure angelic power Who's covers you had once said raised you up Sadly, there are times your first streamer is a dud They say the family you choose is better What a bunch of losers! Can you butt out of my song? Your song? I started this! I'm singing it, I'll finish it! Oh, you tacky piece of- You're not even a daddy, you're Monarch! No, that's not even your real name!