No Contest (feat. TWill Studio Productions)

There's a lull in the floor when I'm pulling the door I walk up to the bulletin board that's full of reports Upon scanning the names I'm planning my game With long pants on my frame I'm standing with shame I guess I'm being charged with a misdemeanor and I wonder if it's hard to get this all clean Walk up through the arches to get through the screener I say "thank you" to the guard and I grab my keys Take a seat on the bench Heavy breathing has commenced feeling queasy and tense I got a guy for representing at my speeding defense I thought my preparation would've pleased the event I brought a flyer that's addressing that we need a suspension Oh God, I am a liar, it's a letter my friend Per the desire of my lawyer cause he couldn't attend Sincerely esquire what he put at the end Hey Dan, it's your lawyer I'm busy on your court date so we will have to get it moved But don't worry it won't be too drastic Where should I be? I'm thrilled you asked it Get there 'round three that'd be fantastic What do I plea? Not guilty That's it? When should I leave? When the hearing passes Don't worry bout the backflips man How did this all happen? Was spinning fresh tires and a brand new wiper to clean Feeling blessed, wired, oh I was as hype as can be Began to admire all the land and sights and the breeze Then the red sirens flashed, he was sniping my speed Had the lights on my sleeve, had to cycle and weave So I idled the beast, got my vitals retrieved Might've been sweet if my title wasn't too creased to be readed Three weeks passed since I squeezed the gas I think I learned my lesson since I seen the dash Yearning for a blessing Squirming and I'm stressing Concerned to answer questions judging team may have One by one folks are tumbling in I'm getting humbled by the bulk as all the mumbles begin They all grumble 'bout the jumble they've been stumbling in And the tunnel that the hulk had gave their summoning in Ooh that man dead You get canned? Yeah Who's he think he is? I ain't ran a damn red The deputy is checking and it's threatening She lets out a "yep lets step on in" She's beckoning, we follow To our questioning, congested through the hollow Corridors, aura's poor, but adored that I see The judge is hearing people but his orders to leave it's like How do you plea? No contest Dismissed How do you plea? No contest Dismissed How do you plea? No contest Dismissed How do you plea? No contest Dismissed How do you plea? No contest Dismissed How do you plea? No contest Dismissed How do you plea? Can the next gentleman please come to the front? Walk up to the stand and I step to the station Say "Daniel P Feldman" 'cause I'm next in rotation Can you go ahead and spell it as I check your citation? Hand the deputy your letter of representation F E L D M A N And that's F as in Frank, not spelling again All the stress and the angst expelling prevented me From blessing this man and embellishing grins The officer has fixed to give you reckless driving Says you're going sixty-one up in a thirty-five With sleek hands I'm not proud I'm squirmy Mr. Feldman you don't have to speak without your attorney Excuse me your honor, don't dispute my motion But this young man looking smooth as lotion In my notes it's been wrote in that he's proved devotion And already finished both of the schools you've chosen Hey officer, when you stopped the kid Was he awful or was he cooperative? My docket's split, hold on wait, I got my list Your honor he was calmer than a frosty mist To call him awful or a problem is preposterous He's not a bother like a father to a foster kid And honestly we probably should go and squash this shit Just have him deposit court costs That's it Mr Feldman can you tell us how you'd like to plea Their selling got me dwelling, do I fight or leave? You know I'm jealous of the fellas who got nice relief I might deceive my right with a bright yippee I gotta breathe and keep it tight I'm like a nice hippie Or the grief will give me fright and bite a ripe hickey It's quite tricky despite the advice received I pipe up at the mic and I release my plea Had a feeling that I had to make erase existence I had to ponder every little piece of context I really wouldn't hate to get this case dismissed so Your honor you can scribble that I plea no contest