Straight Up JORKIN' it

I'm a jerk on a jerk beat, fuck you niggas Im gon' jerk 'til I gerk in her toes and fingers (Uh) (Quit it!) Sloppy toppy feel like coffee, way it burns with aids Got an STI bitch then stay away How she texting 'bout a kid I ain't even came She the thrower, she just made me loose this fucking game I might cum on a perc I'm a sexual geeker I got tums in my shirt, I'ma steal 'em from weezer Ooh that's a nice ring, be a shame if it went missing I'mma grab all the loot, just to run away real quickly I'm a burnt out nigga, I don't know how I'm alive How'd I graduate early I can't even fuckin' drive I'mma cop the Neuralink turn myself into A.I. All these crackers fuckin' love me 'cause in winter I look white In the summer they might hunt me, so I'll run and hide I sticks in my pants, these not blunts, These is swords nigga Basically a opossum catch me eatin' on your porch nigga Breakin' what you own that I can't fuckin' afford In the 1700s I'd be doing house chores Niggas never knew my secrets like a fuckin' street whore nigga Possibly I'm ignorant, but possibly fuck you Perchance I may be devilish, by chance I'll maybe hexx you Perhaps I'm overconfident, perhaps I couldn't give a fuck Probably incapable of being slightly memorable Likely it is probable I'll die before this solvable But I am well... unstoppable, immortal And that's factual