Happy Birthday, it is June

You were born in June Today is just for you Your parents got together in September There was nothing else to do You're a Labor Day baby-lay Created mainly staving off the mundane day-to-day Escape to Pleasure Town, U.S.A If you were born in 2002 Your parents have explaining to do Labor day enwombed Labored out in June Cicadas and you Hatching out of cocoons Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, it's June Cicadas and you Hatching out of cocoons You were born in June You might be Heidi Klum Angelina Jolie, Gary Busey, Prince or Captain Kangaroo Or TV funny-man, Tim Allen (huh?) Labor day enwombed Labored out in June Cicadas and you Hatching out of cocoons Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, it's June Cicadas and you Hatching out of cocoons Happy Birthday, George Stevenson! Inventor of the steam locomotive (choo-choo!) You probably won't hear this Given you died in 1848! Your parents fucked in September though Ushering in the Industrial Revolution And setting in motion the chain of events Leading directly to this song! Happy birthday, George! Happy birthday, it's June! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, it's June! Happy birthday to you! Choo-choo! Choo-choo!