Rejoice, re-joy, joy, joyce
Be happy, happy pee pee pee
Rejoice, be happy
Stretch your cheeks to your ears
Open your mouth wide, laugh so loud
So your doppelganger
From the other side of the world can hear you
Rejoice, be happy
Welcome pain in your life
Give it a rumbling red carpet treatment
It's more than a band-aid
And an ointment to your paranoid moments
Life is full of pain
The sooner you embrace it
The sooner you'll find peace of mind
Hug it like you're hugging your long-lost cuzz
Put your head on the chopping block
Knowing it would just scare you
Not harm you, just humble you
Then you'll see the way to paradise is at hand
Rejoice, be happy
Stretch your cheeks to your ears
Open your mouth wide, laugh so loud
So your doppelganger
From the other side of the world can hear you
Rejoice, be happy
Welcome pain in your life
Give it a rumbling red carpet treatment
It's more than a band-aid
And an ointment to your paranoid moments
Life is full of pain
The sooner you embrace it
The sooner you'll find peace of mind
Hug it like you're hugging your long-lost cousin
Put your head on the chopping block
Knowing it would just scare you
Not harm you, just humble you
Then you'll see the way to paradise is at hand
Rejoice, be happy
Stretch your cheeks to your ears
Open your mouth wide, laugh so loud
So your doppelganger
From the other side of the world can hear you
Rejoice, re-joy, joy, joyce
Be happy, happy, pee, pee, pee
