Over the river and through the woods
There lived a Libra warrior
Hell-bent on building a haven
But there was just one thing in the way
A tiny, toxic troll
I pray to God every night, he takes you in your sleep
You can call me a sinner, but it brings me peace
Knowing this might be the last time
You'll ever make me cry
Eight years and seven days since I
Severed your chains, made my escape
Fought through the woods, up the tallest mountain
Licked my wounds and I drank from the fountain
Brick by brick, I built a castle
Found a prince, a golden apple
But in the weeds, there lives an asshole
In-between me and happily ever after
I pray to God every night, he takes you in your sleep
You can call me a sinner, but it brings me peace
Knowing this might be the last time
You'll ever make me cry
I hate that I have so much hate for you
I hate that I dream of the things that I do
Like you falling from a perfect view
Choking on your favorite food
I think I'm being pretty nice
Considering all the shit you've put us through
Day by day, one more disaster
What will it take to end this bastard?
Take him away (Take him away), no blood on my sword
'Cause we deserve our happily ever after
I pray to God every night, he takes you in your sleep
You can call me a sinner, but it brings me peace
Knowing this might be the last time
You'll ever make me cry
You won't make me cry
You won't make me cry
