Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Bobby Hall
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Sir Robert Bryson Hall II
Songwriter
Lyrics
Buck Naked 105.7 you are cruising through the Cosmos
Doctor Destruction is nearing the end of our known universe
Which means we are all almost dead
However, we've pulled all the stops
To try to get him to rethink his decision
And you'll find that out in just a moment
Doctor Destruction are you there?
Yo is this the fucking radio again dawg?
Yo literally- Yo I'm hanging up
No no no no! Wait! Wait! Just one second, okay?
We actually-uh-we have a special surprise for you
What you mean? What kind of surprise?
So you're uh-
You're definitely destroying our entire universe because of your
Relationship with your ex girlfriend Sharon
Who broke your heart, is that right
Bro what the- how many fucking times do I have to say it? Yeah, duh!
So you're killing innocent lives all over the galaxy?
I just want to clarify
Yes! And I cannot wait to kill you! You fucking cunt fucking a-
Well, we have somebody here who would love to actually
Talk to you about that
Sharon, you are on with Doctor Destruction
I cannot believe you would do this!
I just can't believe- I don't understand how you could do this!
Sharon? Sharon no! Sharon calm down baby! Baby no!
This is why I left you! This is why I left you, okay?
First of all, change your fucking voice! That's not your voice
Baby you know I can't do that, this is my voice
Change your fucking voice, Clarence
Ha! This nigga named Clarence!
Sorry about that folks
That was one of our producers who got a little out of hand there
Uh, please continue you two
Look Sharon
After you did what you did
You fucking broke my heart girl you know what I'm saying?
And, and, and I wanna- I wanna love you
I want you to love me
Clarence, how the fuck can I love you
If you're evil
Like, duh Clarence! What am I? A fucking idiot?
I thought that's what you loved about me
I though that's why we fell in love, girl
No Clarence
We fell in love because I met you at the swap meet
And you was kinda cute at the time, Clarence!
What do you mean at the time?
Well before-
Well before you fucking altered your face
And how you be lookin'
Okay but the real question is
Sharon do you think you could ever love Doctor Destruction again
And possibly stop him from destroying our entire universe?
Look, okay?
I am sorry radio guy or whatever the fuck
But no, I can't
I can never love you again Clarence
For what you did to me
So you're just gonna have to destroy everyone
Every Sharon, every single Sharon, including me
Oh yeah? Aight then bitch!
Writer(s): Sir Robert Bryson Hall Ii
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