Sometimes they give me water
And sometimes they give me wine
Sometimes they give me criticism
For playing out of time
Sometimes it's Coca Cola
And sometimes they give me beer
Sometimes they give me references
To further my career
Cos I'm a song and dance man
Yeah I'm a song and dance man
Yeah I'm a song and dance man
I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
Sometimes I tour the country
And sometimes I stay at home
Sometimes I'm locked in prison
And sometimes I'm free to roam
Sometimes I do my own stuff
And sometimes I steal ideas
I even ripped off most of
This song I'm singing here
Sometimes the sound guy's unsound
And sometimes he's a sound guy
Sometimes the riggings faulty
And blinds my one good eye
Sometimes the stage is fancy
Sometimes it's barely there
Sometimes I'm feeling lucky
If I get a chair
Cos I'm a song and dance man
Yeah I'm a song and dance man
Yeah I'm a song and dance man
I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
Sometimes I play to bar staff
Sometimes it's three or four
Sometimes they adore me
Sometimes I win them over
Sometimes they give me hatred
Sometimes they give me love
Sometimes they make me feel like
I'm sent from god above
Sometimes they give me cocaine
And sometimes they give me weed
Sometimes they give me ketamine
Laced with smack and speed
Some are mathematicians
And some are carpenters wives
Some of them start to question
What the hell they're doing with their lives
Cos I'm a song and dance man
Yeah I'm a song and dance man
Yeah I'm a song and dance man
I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
I am a song and dance man
I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
I am a song and dance man
I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
Tokens tickets plus one wristbands
Boost post green room barstool new fans
Coffee coppers bus fare poppers
Peanuts penis pot to piss in
Tokens tickets plus one wristbands
Boost post green room barstool new fans
Rain checks same sex with no condom
International pop stardom
Cos I'm a song and dance man
Yeah I'm a song and dance man
Yeah I'm a song and dance man
I'll sing and dance for you tonight man
