ALBUMTwo Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York) [Original London Cast Recording]Two Strangers (Carry A Cake Across New York), Dujonna Gift & Sam Tutty
Top Songs By Two Strangers (Carry A Cake Across New York)
I didn't get the stockings for my sister
I'm an awful human being and I think I'm gonna die
The government should cancel student debt
I should've known the nets will loose
I'm wearing someone else's bra
I didn't know I had a chandelier
Jesus Christ I'm almost thirty and I don't know how to drive
It's obvious that no one's doing anything to deal with global warming
And I think I'm gonna die
Whitney Houston's dead
I don't remember getting these aggressive yellow curtains
What the hell is going on
The economic policy of this administration
Jesus holy shit is that a human head
Is it mine
Oh wait of course it isn't mine I'm going crazy
Is it breathing should I touch it
Is it gone
There's someone in my bed
Oh wait this bed is not my bed
I've got amnesia
What the hell is going on
Ooh that's right
I remember
I used a stolen credit card and spent five thousand dollars
On a monumental blow out with my crazy British nephew
Or my soon to be step nephew or whatever
Anyway it isn't healthy and he's lying in my bed
Which as I said is not my bed
I need a filling and I haven't done my taxes
And America is dying
And the planet is exploding in a giant subterranean volcano
So excuse for a moment cause I think I'm gonna eugh
Oh god
Oh my god
I feel
Wooohoo
Wonderful
It's another day in dream town
I look yeah magical in this Egyptian cotton dressing gown
And I'm naked from the waist down
On the soap it says The Plaza
On the towels it says The Plaza
On the bed it says The Plaza
On the door it says The Plaza
I don't know but all the evidence suggests I'm in the Plaza
And I'd rather be locked up in Rikers Island
I just need to be alone
And I need to find my phone
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up
Wake up wake up wake up
Oh my god I've killed him
Have I killed him
Is he moving
Dougle speak to me
Oh god I think he's gone
He's turned into a phone I can't believe it
Is that likely
No that's crazy
What the hell is going on
He's left
He's left
Was he ever even here
Am I here
Is he me
Is this a dream
The room is kinda spinning and I'm going round in circles
Or I was and I think I'm gonna
Wooohoo
Wonderful
There's a pigeon on the windowsill
Yeah
Incredible
It's another day in dreamsville
Yes another day in dream town
It's the wedding day in dream town