I was running 'round the highland on a rainy day
I took a trip and nearly flipped, there was a Loch in my way
And as I turned around, I heard a sound that blew my kilt away
As Nessie said, "Good day"
We had a blether in the heather when I had the idea
A water park with Nessie, what a business career
I would be the boss and Nessie, my cashier
Selling souvenirs
Loch Ness, Loch Ness, that's the place to be
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness Ski Academy
Loch Ness, Loch Ness, Nessie, you and me together
Bring all the family
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Last night they showed a picture on the local TV
Of a skier pulled by Nessie flying over the trees
But there's no such thing as bad publicity
Come on, it's nearly free
Loch Ness, Loch Ness, that's the place to be
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness Ski Academy
Loch Ness, Loch Ness, Nessie, you and me together
Bring all the family
Loch Ness, Loch Ness, you can water ski
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness Ski Academy
Loch Ness, Loch Ness, Nessie, you and me together
Not far from Dundee
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch, Loch Ness, Loch, Loch, Loch Ness
Loch Ness, Loch Ness, that's the place to be
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness, Nessie, you and me together
Come on, it's nearly free
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness, you can water ski
At Loch Ness, Loch Ness Ski Academy
Loch Ness, Loch Ness, Nessie, you and me together
