Hokey Pokey Man

Hello everybody, this is the doctor's ice cream wagon Come forward, dogs and cats and furries and everybody I remember one cold day in December In a snowball fight I won a hotdog van (yee-hah) I don't like cooking, so I bought an ice cream blender And threw away the stove and the pots and the pans So then I fixed and mixed my tricks of special spices With a smashing crush of burgers, fish and chips Then I had my meaty tutti-frutti ices With its very own exotic tartan dip I am the hokey pokey man The hokey pokey man A hokey pokey man From the hokey pokey clan The hokey pokey man Driving in my van The hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey man You should try my Haggis cheese, it's so delicious (mmm mmm) And my chocolate fishy mint is just the best Why is no one screaming for my ice cream My vanilla-flavored squid or chicken breast I don't worry 'cause I've found the answer You know, this stuff can be sold for cats and dogs Last week I had an order for some hamsters Strangely all pets seem to like it, even frogs I am the hokey pokey man The hokey pokey man A hokey pokey man From the hokey pokey clan The hokey pokey man Driving in my van The hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey man I am the hokey pokey man The hokey pokey man A hokey pokey man From the hokey pokey clan The hokey pokey man Driving in my van The hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey man I am the hokey pokey man The hokey pokey man A hokey pokey man From the hokey pokey clan The hokey pokey man Driving in my van The hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey Hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey Hokey pokey hokey pokey pokey man