Leech Wife

You study hard and go west You'll go far little girl Now try hard, and be the best The best in all the world You can create a demand For this your special skill You will be healing the ill It's surgery, but with no knife She'll make a great leechwife You get those suckers to suck To suck out what is bad 'Cause this is science, not luck Luck is not what you've had But now you've brought yourself up Surprise your mom and dad With this, your special skill You will be improving your life She'll make a great leechwife You don't need no new-age crap Good sense is what it makes You'll learn it in no time flat One leech is all it takes It sucks the blood 'til it's fat It's found in ponds and lakes The dried up skin then turns black You can be one of the fakes The quacks and the riff-raff She's honing her leechcraft All healed and none killed Leech empty, leech filled She's honing her leechcraft skills Just think of the folks that she will heal She'll make a great leechwife