Morally Challenged

She's your gray-haired granny from Gadsden, Alabama She's your gray-haired granny from Gadsden, Alabama She's your gray-haired granny from Gadsden, Alabama You never see her cause she's always in the slammer She's your gray-haired granny from Gadsden, Alabama She's your hard-hearted mama from Apalachicola She's your hard-hearted mama from Apalachicola She's your hard-hearted mama from Apalachicola Your daddy's dead or at least that's what she told ya' She's your hard-hearted mama from Apalachicola He's your long lost daddy from Union, Mississippi He's your long lost daddy from Union, Mississippi He's your long lost daddy from Union, Mississippi He's been nelly since 1960 He's your long lost daddy from Union, Mississippi She's your morally challenged sister from Albany, Georgia She's your morally challenged sister from Albany, Georgia She's your morally challenged sister from Albany, Georgia You never liked her but then you never porked her She's your morally challenged sister from Albany, Georgia You're a reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana You're a reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana You're a reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana W.H. Auden wrote all your favorite stanzas You're a reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana You're a reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana Reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana Reader of poems from Slidell, Louisiana Slidell, Louisiana Slidell, Louisiana Slidell, yeah!