Cable TV

I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a visit From the cable company Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in And now I got cable TV And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean Midget wrestling on Channel Three It costs me 50 bucks a month just to see 'em Yeah, but that's all right with me I got cable TV (cable TV) A cable TV (cable TV) Oh, 83 channels of ecstasy I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network The news and weather from Peru I got celebrity hockey The Racketball Channel too Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta Mr. Wizard is on at five I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car So I can watch MTV while I drive I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs The kind you just can't get for free Now I never wanna leave my apartment 'Cause there's just so much for me to see On my cable TV (cable TV) A cable TV (cable TV) Well, if you need to find me you know where I'll be Watchin' my cable TV, yeah Watchin' my cable TV 'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV My friends are gettin' kinda worried They think I'm turning into some kind of freak Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's 27 times this week On my cable TV (cable TV) Cable TV (cable TV) Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me I love my cable TV, yeah I love my cable TV Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah I need my cable TV Well, I love, I love my cable TV I said I love cable TV Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah Can't live without my cable TV I said, got to have some cable TV Got to have my cable TV I said, ooh, cable TV Got to have cable TV