I Can't Do It Alone

Announcer (Spoken) Ladies And Gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelly In An Act Of Desperation. Velma (Sings) My Sister And I Had An Act That Couldn't Flop. My Sister And I Were Headed Straight For The Top. My Sister And I Earned A Though A Week, At Least, Oh Yeah! But My Sister Is Now, Unfortunately, Deceased. I Know It's Sad Of Course, But A Fact, Is Still A Fact! And Now All That Remains, Is The Remains, Of A Perfect-Double-Act! Velma (Spoken) Watch This! We Have To Imagine It With Two People-It's Swell With Two People! Velma (Sings) First I'd... Then She'd... Then We'd... But I Can't Do It Alone! Then She'd... Then I'd... Then We'd... But I Can't Do It Alone! She'd Say, What's Your Sister Like? I'd Say, Men! She'd Say, You're The Cat's Meow! And We'd Wow The Crowd Again! When She'd Go... I'd Go... We'd Go... Then Those Ding-Dong Daddies Started A Roar, Whistled, Stomped, Banged On The Floor, Yelling, Screaming, Begging For Moooooore...! And We'd Say, Ok, Fellas, Keep Your Socks Up-'Cause You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet! But I Simply Cannot Do It... Aaaloooooone...! Velma (Spoken) So What Do You Think, Huh? Come On... You Can Say. Roxie (Spits Her Tongue At Her) Prrrt...! Velma (Spoken) I Know, You're Right, The First Part's Shit. But The Second Part? The Second Part Is Really Nifty! Ok! Velma (Sings) She'd Go... I'd Go... We'd Go... And Then Those Two-Bit Johnnys Did It Up Brown, To Cheer T