Razzle Dazzle

It's all show business, kid These trials - the whole world - Show business But kid, you're working with a star The biggest! Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle Dazzle 'em Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it And the reaction will be passionate Give 'em the old hocus pocus Bead and feather 'em How can they see with sequins in their eyes? What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? Razzle dazzle 'em And they'll never catch wise! Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Back since the days of old Methuselah Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler Give 'em the old three ring circus Stun and stagger 'em When you're in trouble, go into your dance Though you are stiffer than a girder They'll let you get away with murder Razzle dazzle 'em And you've got a romance Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle (razzle dazzle) Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em an act that's unassailable They'll wait a year till you're available Give 'em the old double whammy Daze and dizzy 'em (double whammy) Show 'em the first-rate sorcerer you are Long as you keep 'em way off balance How can they spot you've got no talents? Razzle Dazzle 'em Razzle Dazzle 'em Razzle Dazzle 'em And they'll make you a star!