Oh, Mr. Friction

Drink from bottle when I'm home alone Spank the kids with a fork Run the appliances high-speed all day Switch stations every 5 seconds We are mostly mute with one another Sounds of unexpected voices shock us Talk is rarely squandered, is it a favor or a threat? Long term plan or just a scam? What'd you say? Say it over You know, your hands give you away Is it evil or selfish or for criminal gain? If it takes 20 seconds, can you repeat it again? What's it mean? Straight out with it Or don't say it at all I can take it, call me Judas I'm a bastard, I'll admit it I'm Mr. Friction (Oh, Mr. Friction) I can force you to tell me Friction accepts no lies I accept all lies (I am the main lie) You can't lie to a lie (I am the main lie) You can't lie to a lie Johnny Yuma was a copper Johnny Yuma, see what you done now Now I'm a gangster, can't speaka no ingles Hopsa hopsa Lorry, quanna quanna quanna may Lomtali, Iomtalo, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Drink from bottle when I'm home alone Spank the kids with a fork Run the appliances high-speed all day Switch stations every 5 seconds Don't bring me help I don't like when you stare What's wrong? Water's running everywhere Hot water even on my lawn Don't ask what's wrong? This is intentional Blang, blang, blang, blang Who called the cops? I said, "I'd be alright" I gotta get the, the carrots out I said, "I'm coming with dynamite" Drink from bottle when I'm home alone Spank the kids with a fork