That's Fair

one day I'm gonna buy you a diamond ring and spit right on it then I'm gonna wipe it with the bottom of my skirt and give it to you I won't have everything, but you have all of me and I'll have nothing of you oh but that's fair, that's fair that's perfectly fair I'm a-gonna gather wood for a fire and take it to your house you will be as warm as toast and I'll be freezing you might say I've gone a bit too far and I say not far enough and then you'd shut me in the coal bunker hey, that's fair, that's fair that's perfectly fair that's fair, that's fair that's fair enough the way we two talk – it's an absolute disgrace you don't like the way I walk – and I've never really liked your face that's fair enough that's fair, that's fair how about a nice slice of bread, here have all of mine why not, you've got everything else well, I've got feelings too you know, but then again you're right I've none for I am but a little girlie there's two little words slipped pass between us I love and I hate there's two words that mean absolutely nothing I love and I hate that's fair, that's fair that's fair enough that's fair, that's fair yeah, yeah, yeah ah, two little words where we two talk that's fair enough that's fair enough where we two talk where we two talk where we two talk where we two talk where we two talk