The Osmonds

In the '70s there was long hair there were left-over hippies everywhere And I should know 'cause I was there In the '70s they had prayer mats there were stringy beards and floppy hats and men looked like jesus in crushed velvet flares In the '70s there were osmonds there were lots of osmonds there were lots of little osmonds everywhere everywhere everywhere In the 70's there were skinheads there were bovver boys and brummie reds and greasers, grebos judge and natty dread In the 70's there were chopper bikes oxford bags and kung fu fights trojan sounds lee perry dubin In the 70's there were osmonds there were lots of osmonds there were lots of little osmonds everywhere everywhere everywhere In the 70's there were lots of bombs they blew my home town up and lots of people were killed on the news the relatives cried everyone knew someone who'd died they'll never forget it for the rest of their lives and all around the people say we hate the I-R-A and we asked for justice but it never come In the 70's there were osmonds there were lots of osmonds there were lots of little osmonds everywhere everywhere everywhere in the 70's there was a hughie green lieutenant pigeon hit the scene paper lace and candlewick green mouldy old dough chicory tip gilbert o and hurricane smith billy don't be a hero hey david rock in the 70's lesley whittle died the black panther went inside and jeremy thorpe oh he resigned and at school the girls would bring a thousand volts of holt and sing hey there lonely girl impossible love In the 70's there were osmonds there were lots of osmonds there were lots of little osmonds everywhere everywhere everywhere In the 70's the rollers came best retired from the game and cassidy quit oh what a shame! In the 70's I was just a kid still knew what it was all about I soaked it in now it's all dripping out In the 70's there were osmonds there were lots of osmonds there were lots of little osmonds everywhere everywhere everywhere osmonds oh now there were lots of papers roses yeah there were lots of crazy horses everywhere everywhere everywhere.